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If you canโ€™t go to heaven, come take a bath with me!

Updated: Jan 31

When the dark lord ๐Ÿ‘‘ is taking over Middle Earth ๐ŸŒ, when orc armies ๐Ÿฐ are conquering the last free man ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ, and the liberty of the Shire ๐Ÿž๏ธ is in danger โš”๏ธ โ€“ when Mount Doom โ›ฐ๏ธ seems unreachable and Aragorn ๐Ÿคบ falters...

Fear not, for amid the chaos, take a deep breath ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ and come, find solace in a bath with me ๐Ÿ›. A slice of heaven on Earth ๐ŸŒŒ, where elven ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ bath soaps stand ready to rescue you. ๐ŸŒŸ

And yes I've watched a little too much lord of the Rings this week!

come join us for a Netflix and chill session, she can dominate better than Sauron!

Keep loving and keep sharing!

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