If you can’t go to heaven, come take a bath with me!
When the dark lord 👑 is taking over Middle Earth 🌍, when orc armies 🏰 are conquering the last free man 🗡️, and the liberty of the Shire 🏞️ is in danger ⚔️ – when Mount Doom ⛰️ seems unreachable and Aragorn 🤺 falters...
Fear not, for amid the chaos, take a deep breath 🌬️ and come, find solace in a bath with me 🛁. A slice of heaven on Earth 🌌, where elven 🧝♂️ bath soaps stand ready to rescue you. 🌟
And yes I've watched a little too much lord of the Rings this week!
come join us for a Netflix and chill session, she can dominate better than Sauron!